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What Policemen Should Do

The "government" is all the policemen that we pick to take some of our money and make us all follow the rules. Different grownups have different ideas about what the policemen in our government should do.

	Democrats are people who want government to be like our mommy. They want government to buy a big stroller for us to share so we don't have to walk and nobody gets anywhere faster than anybody else.
	Republicans are people who want government to be like our daddy. They want government to protect us with a kiddie harness, so that we walk for ourselves but can't do or see things they think are bad for us.
	Libertarians are people who want government to treat us like grownups. They want government to let us walk where we want unless we step on someone's toes, and to let us walk without help unless we fall down and can't get back up.